Cooking By The Book Mashup Ft. Lil Jon

by Terry on March 22, 2012 · 20 comments

in Feel Good Music, Feel Good Videos, People Feel Good Stories

OK, I know somewhere, someone is going to get all pizzy over this but I can’ t help it…

PUT YOUR HEADPHONES ON.. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

This is FREAKING FUNNY!!!

It wasn’t what I was expecting and I giggled my AZZ off.

Then I stopped and said, OH SHIT… I need to post this while considering how my bus ride to hell is going to be!!

And here are the words so you can follow along:

Its a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you cant be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then youll have a –

Break it down bitch, let me see you back it up
Drop that ass down low then pick that motherfucker up
Break it down bitch, let me see you back it up
Drop that ass down low then pick that motherfucker up
Now back that pussy shes a motherfucker, hey back that pussy shes a motherfucker
Back that pussy shes a motherfucker, hey back that pussy shes a motherfucker

Its a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake (what)
If the way is hazy (okay)
You gotta do the cooking by the book (what)
You know you cant be lazy (yeah)
Never use a messy recipe (what)
The cake will end up crazy (okay)
If you do the cooking by the book (yeah)
Then youll have a cake

Rub that shit its yours bitch, grab his dick its yours bitch
Rub that shit its yours bitch, grab his dick its yours bitch
Now turn around bitch, put that ass on a n—-a
Grind on his dick make it get a little bigger
Now turn around bitch, put that ass on a n—-a
Grind on his dick make it get a little bigger

You gotta do the cooking by the book! (yeah)

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