Feel Good Jokes in The Feel Good Depot Kind Of Way

Feel Good Jokes to help get that day moving in the right direction in the Feel Good Depot Kind Of Way

Jeff Gordon (NASCAR Driver and Winston Cup Winner for the uninitiated) worked with Pepsi Max to pull a prank on an unsuspecting car salesman.

Jeff pulls in for a pit stop, completely incognito, pretending to be a mini-van driving soccer dad!!

What happens next is complete hilariousness. See for yourself…


A fake….maybe…. I think it’s funny even if it was… guy looks genuinely terrified to me though!!!!

LOL.. I’m gonna call the cops!!!

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A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. “Open these if you run up against a problem you don’t think you can solve,” he said.

Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and he was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wits’s end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, “Blame your predecessor.”

The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press — and Wall Street — responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him.

About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, “Reorganize.” This he did, and the company quickly rebounded.

After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope.

The message said, “Prepare three envelopes.”

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Cop is on the stand, defense attorney is questioning him…

Cop Wins:

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.

He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer’s credibility …

Q: ‘Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?’

A: ‘No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.’

Q: ‘Officer, who provided this description?’

A: ‘The officer who responded to the scene.’

Q: ‘A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?’

A: ‘Yes, sir. With my life.’

Q: ‘With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?’

A: ‘Yes sir, we do!’

Q: ‘And do you have a locker in the room?’

A: ‘Yes, sir, I do.’

Q: ‘And do you have a lock on your locker?’

A: ‘Yes, sir.’

Q: ‘Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?’
A: ‘You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.’

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.

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Saw this today and had to post it.

Made me chuckle something fierce!!

Too Funny

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7 Facts About The World You Didn’t Know @ TheFeelGoodDepot.com

February 19, 2013

OK, Too Freaking Funny… I saw this a bit ago and just had to share… Well, did you get GOT too?        

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Understanding Woman Through Mathematics @ TheFeelGoodDepot.com

February 14, 2013

Funny Joke I saw today!! I tell my young son to beware!!! Now I can prove what I have been saying in a way he can understand… See, I told you. LOL… Don’t worry, I don’t segregate, I tell my daughters that Boyz are the Devil..

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A Cat’s Jedi Mind Trick @ The Feel Good Depot

February 5, 2013

I guess you aren’t the cat I was looking for.

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Royal SuperBowl Edict @ The Feel Good Depot

February 3, 2013

A full proclamation has been issued for your Super Bowl needs by the Royalty of TheFeelGoodDepot.com Enjoy and Be SAFE out There!!

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Drunk Golf Trick Shot – FAIL @ The Feel Good Depot

January 28, 2013

Sometimes the best laid plans…oft go, well you’ll see. Staged or Real, don’t care… FUNNY EITHER WAY!! I thought Drinking and Playing went hand in hand. Sweet Stroke though. And if you want to see more of these peeps: www.mickandbobbe.com

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Are You an Awesome Dad?? This Guy Is!! – The Feel Good Depot

January 27, 2013

OK, this is one AWESOME DAD!! You got my vote!! He will remember these days and know that his DAD TOTALLY ROCKS!!

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